December 17th, 2009
I’m not a fan of Stephanie Pratt but I am a fan of girls that party too much, drink too much, and consequently fuck too much. While I wouldn’t go out of my way to hang out with her and buy her a fancy dinner, I will sit at my computer and casually judge how she looks in pictures. So what do I think of these pictures of Stephanie Pratt in Maxim? They’re alright. Kind of in the same way a Subway sub without any of the sauces or bacon is alright. Yeah it’s a sandwich but without any of the good stuff I don’t really want to put my penis in it.
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Tags: Celebrities, DUI, Girls, Stephanie Pratt, The Hills, Women
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December 16th, 2009
Oh wow. Last year Jessica Stroup was my favorite girl on 90210 but was quickly overtaken by Jessica Lowndes when Stroup stopped weighing 50 pounds and started weighing a healthy 90. Gaining weight – LOL who does that on purpose ?! Now that I’ve gotten my sticky hands on these pictures of Jessica from the latest Complex I’m starting to think that maybe it’s time that I put on my conductor’s hat and hopped back onto the Stroup boner train.
If you didn’t know the Stroup boner train is actually something that exists. I created it back in 2008 out of paper mache, a Tonka truck, and Jessica Stroup’s head shot from Zoey 101. It only lasted me one afternoon but what a memorable one it turned out to be.
Source: Complex
Tags: 90210, Celebrities, Girls, Girls That Weigh 90 Pounds, Jessica Stroup, Women
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December 16th, 2009
Let me get this right out there. I love Olivia Munn but I hate how big of a cocktease she is. If you don’t watch G4’s Attack of the Show then you probably don’t really know what I’m talking about. You probably think that Olivia is just some crazy party girl that likes to put half-naked pictures out there for all of us pervs to look at. While I’d like to say you’re right, I can’t because you are wrong. Fucking wrong.
Olivia Munn while hot as fuck has stated several times that she doesn’t like taking random cock, doesn’t like making out with other girls, and on a recent episode of AOTS, would not fuck Michael Clarke Duncan. Now I don’t know about anyone else but when a lady won’t fuck the big black guy from The Green Mile then she’s obviously not going to give it up to anyone. I love you Olivia but my blue balls do not. Thx.
These pics are hot.
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Tags: Attack of the Show, Celebrities, Girls, Olivia Munn, Olivia Munn needs to get naked, Unknown Race, Women
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December 11th, 2009
Twitter is pretty awesome. You can say stupid shit on there, creep on hot girls, and come to the realization that celebrities are stupid assholes just like you and I. If you follow Katy Perry on Twitter (click) you’ve probably already seen the picture posted above, if not, you should get a Twitter account so you can see these things even before we post them. It’s like a time machine! While you’re at that you should probably follow us too (click). We talk to you like normal people – it’s the only time we’re not perverted assholes. Do it.
Tags: Celebrities, Girls, Katy Perry, Katy Perry Naked in Santa Hat, My Kind of Santa LOL, Women
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December 2nd, 2009
I’m just about to bust out of here but I thought I’d pass these along to those of you that were looking for them. They’re of Rachel Uchitel, who is also known as the woman Tiger Woods has allegedly been boning behind his wife’s back. Not going to lie. I would do this lady.
When I first heard that Tiger fucked around on his wife I was a little confused because she’s hot and it seems that whenever I hear about a celebrity cheating it’s usually with some ugly piece of trash that normal people could probably fuck. Not this Rachel woman though. You can tell this girl is high maintenance (aka really fucking awesome) from her huge fake tits and slut fingernails. You can’t really blame Tiger for sitting in her clubhouse, he’d be stupid not to.
PS: I want her.
Edit: We used to have different pictures here but these are newer.
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Tags: Girls, Rachel Uchitel, Tiger Woods, Women
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