Kim Kardashian blessed her Twitter followers with these pictures yesterday and since I’m a little pressed for time I’d just like to say the following: Kim Kardashian is so f-cking hot that I would go down on her even if her leg was caught in a bear trap. Have a good weekend duders!
This movie When In Rome featuring Kristen Bell and that guy from the TV show Las Vegas with the abs is coming out today. I have no clue what it’s about but I’m sure someone will slip on a banana peel and it’ll more than likely have a montage set to a song by Alicia Keys or someone else who is African American. The actual movie just looks alright but that doesn’t mean I’m not going to watch it. Kristen Bell is a goddess and I happen to enjoy songs by African American people.
Here are a ton of pictures of the hot ladies that were at the premiere of When In Rome. Pictures on the next page include: Kristen Bell, Kristin Cavallari, Chelsea Gilligan, Fergie, Rose McGowan, and Will Arnett (because he’s a handsome man). Warning: I have like 20 pictures on the next page so if you’re poor and only have dial-up it’ll probably take an hour to load.
Every single day I’m starting to think that everything is better overseas. Girls in North America don’t feel that getting huge fake tits is a worthwhile cause because they think that natural is better something something. Bullshit. Look at every single girl that is featured in a British men’s magazine and it’ll suddenly become pretty apparent that big huge man-made chest pillows are not only awesome they’re a f-cking necessity! They need them to survive over there! I’m almost positive that King Arthur passed a law last year that stated in order to protect all of Britain’s castles from dragons and wizards that all the women had to be trained in armed combat. The boobs are just another form of armor. What if those dragons in Britain managed to find their way to the Americas? What then? We’d be left with a bunch of small titted women that wouldn’t know how to fight and would only be getting in the way. That would suck because they’d all have small tits.
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I have no idea how they do it but Complex has done it again. Last month they had pictures of my future wife/1-night-stand Jessica Stroup (click) looking absolutely amazing and this month they have Michelle Trachtenberg looking just as hot. Michelle is kind of an acquired taste when it comes to girls but there’s always been something about her that I’ve found very attractive. She kind of reminds me of a puppy dog but a puppy dog I would make sweet love to on a bearskin rug in front of a roaring fire. Keep this goodness going Complex. You people reading this should subscribe, the pics look even better in high gloss and you can take them to the washroom with you….. errr.
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I think Rampage made a good choice by going with Bar Rafaeli as the face of their spring 2010 line of…. clothing? I’m not even going to pretend like I know what this stuff is because I’m a man and men like me only look at clothing not buy it. If the girls I date didn’t shop for me then I don’t think I’d have any clothes that weren’t tattered rags. The last piece of clothing that I bought for myself was a shirt that said Organ Donor and it had an arrow pointing down. I thought that was pretty clever when I bought it but after having to deal with 3 AM phone calls of people breathing heavy and telling me that they wanted my eyes I didn’t really enjoy it all that much anymore. The arrows pointing down which means my dick is suppose to be donated, not my eyes. Geez people.
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It’s official. My goal in life is to be a pair of Doutzen Kroes’ pants. I’ve been thinking about this for close to a decade now and now that I’ve seen these most recent pictures of the Victoria’s Secret model in St. Barts I think I’m ready to take the plunge. My initial choices for inanimate object to turn into were an airplane because they’re f-cking bad ass and I could fly to the moon anytime I wanted, that dude from Gears of War because he has scars on his face and I’ve always wanted scars on my face, and lastly would have to be Megan Fox’s dental dam for obvious sexy reasons. So… now that I’ve made my decision on becoming Doutzen Kroes’ pants does anyone know how to make this happen?
Click here for more pictures of Doutzen Kroes and me (as her pants)!
Scarlett Johansson is always pretty great looking but in these new ads for Spanish clothing company Mango (I don’t know what this is) she’s way hotter than normal 2010 hot. She looks like one of those ladies from the 1980s that would have been on a commercial for a jazzercise how-to video or skateboards. I bet if she was from the 1980s she’d be dating Michael J Fox while he was filming Teen Wolf. I love the part where he rides on top of the truck and it’s playing Surfin’ USA and in the end learns a valuable lesson that being different is not necessarily a bad thing. I wish I was Teen Wolf. What was I talking about again? Oh yeah, sandwiches. I like them.
Like I told you earlier in my Miranda Kerr post, there’s going to be a ton of bikinis here at InternetPopular this week. While in that post I had Miranda Kerr on a beach, in this post I have Alessandra Ambrosio on a boat. You want to know what I think of that? I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERF-CKING ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO’S ON THIS MOTHERF-CKING BOAT!!! That joke would have been so funny in 2006 that you would have snorted chocolate milk out of your nose when you read it but since it’s 2010 I’m just going to say that I have an abnormally small penis and hopefully you’ll get a laugh out of that. If not go watch Everybody Loves Raymond, that show invented laughter.
Click here for more motherf-cking Allessandra Ambrosio’s on her moterf-cking boat!
I guess every single Victoria’s Secret model is in St Barts this week so I’m expecting for the next couple of days you’re going to get nothing but super models in bikinis. Yeah it’s a hard life you lead with all the sitting at your computer and looking at ridiculously hot women in bikinis get their pictures taken. If you could translate that into some kind of real world attribute you’d probably be a millionaire or someone that could lift a mountain and throw it into the sun. Sadly, you can’t and you’re just like me – a dude looking at pictures of a girl in bikini. I’m ok with this.
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The title of this thread is pretty self explanatory. Frankie Sandford is from a British pop group called The Saturdays and in these pictures her nipple slips out of her shirt. At first I thought it was a nipple slip by one of the black gentlemen from the classic 1970’s sitcom Sandford & Son (click) which admittedly would have been gross but admittedly I would have looked at it – vigorously looked at it. Instead I’ll have to settle for this very sexy British girl with short hair and her nipple outside of her shirt. I guess that’s alright if you’re into that kind of thing.
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