Every single day I’m starting to think that everything is better overseas. Girls in North America don’t feel that getting huge fake tits is a worthwhile cause because they think that natural is better something something. Bullshit. Look at every single girl that is featured in a British men’s magazine and it’ll suddenly become pretty apparent that big huge man-made chest pillows are not only awesome they’re a f-cking necessity! They need them to survive over there! I’m almost positive that King Arthur passed a law last year that stated in order to protect all of Britain’s castles from dragons and wizards that all the women had to be trained in armed combat. The boobs are just another form of armor. What if those dragons in Britain managed to find their way to the Americas? What then? We’d be left with a bunch of small titted women that wouldn’t know how to fight and would only be getting in the way. That would suck because they’d all have small tits.
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