These pictures of Katy Perry were taken last week when she was out for lunch with Perez Hilton and they’re funny because she’s wearing a stupid hat. I remember the one time I wore a hat like this out in public. I walked out of the front door of my house and was feeling like I was the f-cken man because I was wearing a snazzy hat. That only lasted about 2 minutes though because some dudes drove by in a car and yelled “Nice hat fag!” I took that hat off of my head and stepped on it. Then I threw a rock at the car and it crashed and everyone inside of it died. I learned 2 important lessons that day. 1. Don’t wear stupid hats and 2. don’t ever fuck with me. I don’t really have to worry about the second one but you do.

PS: Katy Perry has hot legs.

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