Holy shit settle down Twitter. I guess Bill Gates suddenly learned that Twitter existed and made an account today (click). I guess this is news because Bill is like a god walking amongst men with huge muscles, a time machine and enough money to buy and sell your family tree for firewood – and now he has Twitter. Now I’m not about to crawl all over Bill’s balls (follow me Bill! I srsly love you, I got these cheeseburgers) but something about all of this makes me think that Bill is a pretty cool guy. While most people in his position would only follow Obama or The Pope or that guy from the LA Lakers who has AIDs, Bill Gates decided to take it one step further and add up everyone’s favorite High School Musical cast member Ashley Tisdale. Yes, Ashley “I dance around and sing for children” Tisdale. The next thing you know these two are going to be giving each other promise rings and going to the Drive-In together. Oh well, ruin that ass Bill.

Here are some pictures of hot Ashley Tisdale being hot for her hot album cover. Hot.

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