May 20th, 2010
I don’t even know what to say about these pictures in the most recent issue of Austrailian mag Ralph, to actually do them justice. This woman is absolutely perfect. She has a huge tits, perfect legs, and from what I’ve seen on TV she’s not really that smart so she’d be easy to fool into fucking me. I can see it now. I’d head out to the club and instead of hitting on her I would just jingle my car keys in front of her face and as she pawed at them I’d lure her into my car. Works every time.
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Tags: Audrina Patridge, Boobs, Celebrities, Future One-Night Stand, Girls, The Hills, Topless, Women
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May 11th, 2010
First. I had no clue Audrina Patridge was 25. She’s hot and for that reason I always thought she was in her early 20s. Most girls start looking all gross and creepy at around 25. Guys I’m sure you all know the ladies I’m talking about. The ones that were cool and hot when they were 18 and then suddenly they’re in their mid-20s and start wearing turtlenecks and pants that you can buy at Sears.
Second. Why is the old school wrestling manager Jimmy “Mouth of the South” Hart hanging out with Audrina Patridge? I thought this guy died about 20 years ago and now I see him hanging out with one of the hottest pieces of ass in LA? Fuck that. I should be there in a tight ass white shirt showing off my new belt buckle with Audrina Patridge wanting to suck face with me. Obviously she must have forgot to send my invitation or thought I had better things to do that night. I don’t really blame her though, I am pretty f-cking popular.
Edit: A bunch of the pics in the story were messed up so I just replaced them with pictures from Audrina’s birthday at Liquid Pool Lounge.
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February 8th, 2010
The Super Bowl was yesterday which is the reason this post is coming so late in the day. When it comes to football I’m a total mad man because it’s pretty much my favorite sport and I’m more than likely the most knowledgeable person on the planet when it comes to it. My favorite part was during the 2nd period when the little guys in the blue kicked the ball and that other guy caught it and put his knee down. He got 5 points for that. Most people I watch football with like to think that they know the rules better than me but I once threw 9 field goals in 1 game when I was in high school and won the championship of Canada. So many cheerleaders blew me that night. Speaking of cheerleaders, here are the girls from The Hills out at the Maxim Super Bowl party on Saturday night. I was invited to it but I was way too busy being awesome and muscular. That shit takes a lot out of a person.
PS: I love Audrina Patridge.
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Tags: Audrina Patridge, Celebrities, Girls, I scored the winning touchdown, Kristin Cavallari, Stephanie Pratt, Super Bowl, Women
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