Brooklyn Decker is somewhat of a mystery to me. She’s smoking hot with an amazing body yet her name is Brooklyn. I once met a girl named Bronx (no seriously) and she was hot in the type of way where you’d make out with her but wouldn’t go on Facebook or Twitter and brag about it. Actually let me put it this way – she had an armband tattoo of a gecko and she still wore jeans that didn’t have pockets in the back…. in 2009. Yeah I think you know the type of girl I’m talking about.

It’s like all those girls named Porsche or Mercedes that you know had no choice when it came to being labeled a dirty slut for the rest of their lives. Nope, it was all due to their stupid mother thinking the name was edgy and hip and because of that every one they ever met instantly thought “WHORE” to themselves a split second after they introduced themselves.

That’s why Brooklyn Decker is so foreign to me. She seems too normal to have such a shitty trashy name. I’m putting all the blame on her parents who have proven once again that old people are fucking stupid and shouldn’t be allowed to do anything.

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