There is so much that’s right about that picture above I don’t even know where to start. These pictures were taken at the premiere of New Line Cinema’s new movie “Valentines Day” and holy shit I didn’t know how many hot women were in this movie. It’s like a bag of trail mix, there’s something for everyone. Anne Hathaway would be the almonds, Jessica Biel would be the raisins, and Emma Roberts would have to be the M&Ms because she’s so sweet (SWISH!). The only lady I’m not really feeling is Julia Roberts because she reminds me of my friends aunt who once hit on me and then tried to offer me crack. No hate, I’m just not into that kind of thing. I’m a sweetheart and the only drug I’m addicted to is love. All these ladies should be aware of that so they can date me and give me the sex.

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