I guess Michelle Trachtenburg didn’t get the memo that nobody, and I mean nobody, fucks with Shang Tsung. You’d think after being in the entertainment industry for about 10 years a person would know that if you hang out with the ruler of Outworld there’s a good chance that you’re going to become a victim of his favorite Fatality (click). You’re dumb Michelle Trachtenburg but at least it wasn’t a Babality (click), that would have just been embarrassing.
I can’t really say anything bad about Leighton Meester here, she is way too hot and every time I see her my penis emails me and calls me an asshole for not being rich and better looking. Fuck that guy.