These Complex online exclusive pictures of Michelle Trachtenberg serve the very important purpose of reminding us that women are pretty awesome. I know it sometimes seems like I’m a total asshole but when you get to know me I’m a pretty nice guy. Let’s take a look at a couple of the nice things I’ve done in the past.

I once took a girl out for dinner and instead of letting her order for herself I decided to be a gentleman and order her food for her. When the waiter came I told him to bring her a glass of water because I didn’t want her to become fat and gross. He agreed and she sipped her water quietly while I ate a steak. It was delicious.

Then this one time I saw a woman getting mugged and being the man that I am I hid behind a dumpster and called the police. Then I ran away. I don’t know what happened to her but I do know that I escaped without even getting a scratch throughout the whole ordeal. Like I said – i’m a very gentle man.

Here are some more pictures of the very sexy Michelle Trachtenberg. I hope she reads this and wants to date me.

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