May 18th, 2010
Now this is better. I actually enjoy the fact that Lindsay Lohan likes fucking around with other chicks but up until today the only one that was “official” was that chick that looks like one of the the guys from Good Charlotte. Not exactly the type of girl/girl fantasy a manly man like me really thinks about. Now this new woman Indrani Pal-Chaudhuri (picture above and in post) is supposedly messing around with Lindsay and I can honestly that this is a relationship that I can get behind. This chick is fucking sexy.
I know a ton of you hate on Lindsay because she does drugs, drinks, and parties too much but you people obviously don’t know an awesome woman when you see one. I love Lindsay and I would like my face to be the meat in her and her new girlfriend’s boob sandwich. If it means having to shoot heroin between my toes to accomplish this – I might be willing to do that.
Click here for more pictures of Lindsay Lohan’s sexy new girlfriend, Indrani Pal-Chaudhuri
Tags: 2 Chicks Dude, Celebrities, Girls, Indrani Pal-Chaudhuri, Lesbians, Lindsay Lohan, Women
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May 17th, 2010
Now this is what I like to call a role model. Last night this lady, Rima Fakih, won Miss America and today it has been brought to the Internet’s attention that she participated in stripping contest. Here’s the catch – it wasn’t actually a stripping contest. See this is one of those contests where girls go and dance and pretend to be whores but they don’t actually take off their clothes and people pretend like they actually did and cheer like morons. It’s fucking stupid. If a woman is going to be dancing like a stripper, on a stage, in slut shoes, wearing very little clothing – she better be getting naked. If not, it’s just a waste of my time and the last person that wasted my time ended up getting my fist in their face.
PS: This chick is so sexy. I hope they don’t take away her crown and give it to a girl that doesn’t do slutty things like this.
Source: Mojo in Morning’s “Stripper 101″ contest
Tags: Celebrities, Girls, Miss America, Miss USA, Rima Fakih, Stripper, Stripping, Women
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May 12th, 2010
Not going to lie, I did a double take when I saw these pictures. Up until today I had totally forgotten that Danica McKeller had even existed and just assumed that she stopped getting work because she got gross and fat. I guess I was wrong. Winnie is still hot and if I had a choice between Danica when she was on the Wonder Years or Danica in present day……. I think I’d probably choose present day Danica. You know the one that isn’t 14. Maybe. I’m probably 51/49 on this.
Check out more pictures of Danica in the upcoming June issue of Maxim!
Tags: Celebrities, Danica McKeller, Girls, Lingerie, Mathlete, Maxim, Winnie from the Wonder Years, Women
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May 10th, 2010
Complex is awesome because they can make any woman they feature look hotter than they ever have before. I really have no clue who Laura Petersen is but holy crap she’s so f-ing sexy. She looks like one of those women you’d order from Russia off of one of those really awesome Internet websites that lets you buy humans. I can just imagine that in her profile pictures she’d be wearing a stupid hat and clothes that were actually knitted by a real life person but once you gave her a bath and threw some decent clothes at her she’d be top notch. I want to buy one of these things.
Tags: Bikini, Celebrities, Complex, Girls, Laura Petersen, Models, Women
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February 3rd, 2010
That guy from Avatar has been all over the place recently and since I don’t really pay attention to what dudes are doing I didn’t really notice his girlfriend, Natalie Mark. This woman is so hot. I’m pretty sure she’s not a celebrity because I searched for her on the Information superhighway and all I got was some ugly girls Myspace page. I think I fully endorse this couple because she’s a ridiculously sexy woman and while Avatar guy is a handsome man I would still consider myself to be better looking than him. Plus I have way more muscles and I drive a red sports car that I use to do huge jumps over flaming pits of snakes with. That automatically means that me and Avatar guy’s girlfriend are pretty much an item and should probably go on more dates and do sex.
Click here for more pictures of Natalie Mark and Avatar guy at the DGA Awards
Tags: Avatar, Celebrities, DGA Awards, Girls, Natalie Mark, Sam Worthington, Women
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January 29th, 2010
This movie When In Rome featuring Kristen Bell and that guy from the TV show Las Vegas with the abs is coming out today. I have no clue what it’s about but I’m sure someone will slip on a banana peel and it’ll more than likely have a montage set to a song by Alicia Keys or someone else who is African American. The actual movie just looks alright but that doesn’t mean I’m not going to watch it. Kristen Bell is a goddess and I happen to enjoy songs by African American people.
Here are a ton of pictures of the hot ladies that were at the premiere of When In Rome. Pictures on the next page include: Kristen Bell, Kristin Cavallari, Chelsea Gilligan, Fergie, Rose McGowan, and Will Arnett (because he’s a handsome man). Warning: I have like 20 pictures on the next page so if you’re poor and only have dial-up it’ll probably take an hour to load.
Click here for more photos from the When In Rome premiere!
Tags: Celebrities, Chelsea Gilligan, Fergie, Girls, Kristen Bell, Kristin Cavallari, Rose McGowan, When in Rome, Will Arnett, Women
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January 25th, 2010
The title of this thread is pretty self explanatory. Frankie Sandford is from a British pop group called The Saturdays and in these pictures her nipple slips out of her shirt. At first I thought it was a nipple slip by one of the black gentlemen from the classic 1970’s sitcom Sandford & Son (click) which admittedly would have been gross but admittedly I would have looked at it – vigorously looked at it. Instead I’ll have to settle for this very sexy British girl with short hair and her nipple outside of her shirt. I guess that’s alright if you’re into that kind of thing.
Click here for more Frankie Sandford nipple slip goodness – NOT affiliated with Sandford and Son
Tags: Boobs, Celebrities, Frankie Sandford, Girls, Nipple Slip, Sandford & Son, The Saturdays, Women
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January 20th, 2010
Everyone that said something bad about Tiger Woods f-cking around can look at these pictures and take it all back. Jamie Grubbs was one of the first women that was linked to Tiger Woods and holy shit I would probably spend money on this too. If Tiger Woods didn’t use his putter in this woman’s sand trip (LOL), I would go so far as to consider it a crime against humanity. His wife may be hot but when you have random ass like this throwing itself at you and offering to make you kool-aid on a Saturday afternoon then you sure as hell better jump on it. You wouldn’t be a man if you didn’t.
Tiger Woods is an American hero.
story source: WWTDD
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Tags: Celebrities, Girls, Jamie Grubbs, Tiger Woods' Mistress, Women
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January 18th, 2010
You know everyone is looking their best when even Lindsay Lohan shows up and looks smokin. Not quite sure what’s up with her dress/hoodie/chainmail thing she’s wearing but I guess if you get +2 Strength and +3 Stamina bonus it doesn’t really matter what it looks like. I once had a piece of equipment in World of Warcraft that made me look like a giant blueberry, my Internet friends made fun of me but I didn’t care – it was purple and had a good set bonus. I would wear it to the Golden Globes.
Click below to see as many pictures as I could fit into this post. Highlights include Vanessa Hudgens (so hot), Camilla Belle (so f’n hot), and Ashley Tisdale (I’d hit it).
Click here for pictures of hot Golden Globing ladies!
Tags: AnnaLynne McCord, Ashley Tisdale, Camilla Belle, Celebrities, Girls, Golden Globes, Kara DioGuardi, Katharine McPhee, Lindsay Lohan, Odette Yustman, Vanessa Hudgens, Women
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January 16th, 2010
The other night I posted some pictures of Rachel Bilson (click) at the DIC/InStyle’s 9th Annual Awards Season Diamond Fashion Show Preview but I guess that wasn’t the only woman to get photographed there. In our gallery (click) you’ll find pictures of Glee’s Dianna Agron (I love this bitch), Minka Kelly, Roselyn Sanchez, Jenna Dewan, Olivia Wilde and IP’s flavor of the week Ashley Greene. That’s a lot of hot women in one place at one time.
I have no clue what they had to give these women to stand around and keep their mouths shut for photographs but obviously I’m going to find out. It’s almost like when you squeek a toy at a dog and they turn their heads to the side trying to figure out what the fuck is going on except in this case the squeek toy was probably a penis wrapped in a hundred dollar bill.
Click here for the full photo gallery! Warning – it’s huge.
Tags: Ashley Greene, Celebrities, Dianna Agron, Girls, IC/InStyle’s 9th Annual Awards Season Diamond Fashion Show, Jenna Dewan, Minka Kelly, Olivia Wilde, Roselyn Sanchez, Women
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