February 19th, 2010
I’m really glad Shape magazine decided to unveil their new cover with AnnaLynne McCord over the Internet rather than just throwing it onto store shelves. Not that there’s anything wrong with surprising people with a fancy new issue but take it from someone who knows – there’s nothing more difficult than trying to jerk off in the Safeway bread aisle. I tried to do it once back in the day and it was really embarrassing when I got caught. Not because I was pleasuring myself in public but more because I was looking at Cat Fancy. Paint my face red.
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February 16th, 2010
These new pictures of AnnaLynne McCord at NYC Fashion Week are not only extremely hot but they undoubtedly prove that AnnaLynne McCord built a time machine. She looks like she’s straight from the 1970s, where women were their hottest and you didn’t have to wear a bow in your hair to get guys to like you. I like AnnaLynne McCord because she’s never went out of her way to dress like a hipster. Not that I don’t find hipster girls attractive, I’m just saying that every once in awhile a man needs a change of pace and doesn’t want to see a girl wearing thick rimmed glasses. AnnaLynne McCord knows what I like and I think in some strange way she’s feathering her hair to get me to notice her. I noticed you AnnaLynne, now put the dress on the floor by my race car bed and we can be friends.
Also, I would like to use your time machine to go look at a dinosaur. Not one that eats me though. Just one of those ones that look like a hairless puppy. I want to pet it. Thx.
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Tags: 90210, AnnaLynne McCord, Celebrities, Girls, Jill Stuart, NYC Fashion Week, Tight Skirt, Women, Women who have built time machines
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February 3rd, 2010
Looky! Looky! I like when girls do things like this because they try to pretend that they didn’t actually mean to but you know they actually did. I’m pretty sure most girls have see-through shirts reserved for those special days where they want people to look at their boobs and not their face. Ladies have tricks like this. I kind of relate it to when I wear my really tight work out pants to the gym and you can pretty much see my full girth. I know you can see it and I know it makes you uncomfortable but it’d be a crime not to parade my dog around. I once had a girl ask me if I had a pop can down there but then I just replied with “Can’t you see I’m working out and trying to get RIPPED IN 4 WEEKS BITCH!??!” She was a little scared but after being exposed to the mental picture of my manliness she came back later and bought me dinner. I’m the f-cken man and I don’t you forget it Internet.
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January 18th, 2010
You know everyone is looking their best when even Lindsay Lohan shows up and looks smokin. Not quite sure what’s up with her dress/hoodie/chainmail thing she’s wearing but I guess if you get +2 Strength and +3 Stamina bonus it doesn’t really matter what it looks like. I once had a piece of equipment in World of Warcraft that made me look like a giant blueberry, my Internet friends made fun of me but I didn’t care – it was purple and had a good set bonus. I would wear it to the Golden Globes.
Click below to see as many pictures as I could fit into this post. Highlights include Vanessa Hudgens (so hot), Camilla Belle (so f’n hot), and Ashley Tisdale (I’d hit it).
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Tags: AnnaLynne McCord, Ashley Tisdale, Camilla Belle, Celebrities, Girls, Golden Globes, Kara DioGuardi, Katharine McPhee, Lindsay Lohan, Odette Yustman, Vanessa Hudgens, Women
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