That guy from Avatar has been all over the place recently and since I don’t really pay attention to what dudes are doing I didn’t really notice his girlfriend, Natalie Mark. This woman is so hot. I’m pretty sure she’s not a celebrity because I searched for her on the Information superhighway and all I got was some ugly girls Myspace page. I think I fully endorse this couple because she’s a ridiculously sexy woman and while Avatar guy is a handsome man I would still consider myself to be better looking than him. Plus I have way more muscles and I drive a red sports car that I use to do huge jumps over flaming pits of snakes with. That automatically means that me and Avatar guy’s girlfriend are pretty much an item and should probably go on more dates and do sex.

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