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February 24th, 2010

Olivia Munn is Going to Be Huge in America

Here’s some great news for those of you that have been wanting to see some more Olivia Munn on your television. Word on the street is that Olivia has been cast for the pilot of NBC/Universal’s Perfect Couples. I have no clue what the show is about but I’m guessing that since it’s produced by the guys who were responsible for Friends and 30 Rock it’s going to be f-cking bad ass.

As soon as I heard this news all I could say was “It’s about G Damn time.” Olivia has had a pretty good gig on Attack of the Show but you had to know she was eventually going to go big time. I mean how couldn’t she? She’s one of the sexiest women on cable television, part AzN, and she’s hella cool. Her and I should probably hook up before she gets too popular and too good for me.

Here are some classic shots of Olivia in Complex from back in 2008.

Photo Source: Complex
Story Source: JustJared

Out of respect to those who work in print media InternetPopular chooses to wait until an issue is no longer available on newstands to post featured photos.

February 12th, 2010

I Approve of Kara DioGuardi’s Bikini Pics in Maxim

Maxim just released these photos of American Idol judge Kara DioGuardi and holy shit this woman is sexy. It’s weird because she’s kind of old yet I would still be totally alright with making sweet love to her in the back of my pickup truck.

She’s not really doing all that much in the pictures but that’s the kind of the way I like my women. It’s hard to believe but I’m a meat and potatoes type of guy. As long as a woman has boobs, a head, and a torso, I can say that I’m pretty satisfied with looking at them.

Actually now that I think about it a little more, I guess you could add “mouth” to that list. They’d be pretty much useless without that wouldn’t they. How would we be able to talk about art and our favorite colors if they didn’t have a mouth? Me so silly.

Check out a whole new set of featured photos of Kara DioGuardi in the upcoming March 2010 issue of Maxim! Subscribe link down below.

Source: Chris McPherson / Maxim
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February 3rd, 2010

Alison Brie’s Complex Photo Shoot in Video Form

Last night I posted some of the shots that Complex did with Alison Brie (click) and while they’re pretty awesome to look at, nothing beats video. Complex is smart. When you get a sexy girl to take pictures in their bikini you go out of your way to make sure that you get it on video. If you didn’t you’re not only cheating yourself out of the moving pictures but you’re cheating every one else that wants to see it.

I once had a friend that videotaped himself and his girlfriend having sex and it was pretty awesome. We were watching it and hi5-ing each other and drinking “brewskis” because that’s what cool people do. It took about 15 minutes for someone to ruin the party by saying “Dude that’s you and you’re naked.” We kicked that guys ass and stopped letting him drink beers with us. I think he might have liked dudes.

February 2nd, 2010

Alison Brie Does Complex and Looks Awesome

Complex is the greatest f-cking magazine ever. A lot of people don’t know that Complex only comes out every 2 months and that’s probably a good thing because if I had to look at their photo shoots every single month I doubt I’d ever leave the house/be a pimp/work out my abs. It takes a lot for me not work out my abs (I have a 12 pack) and the only thing up until now that’s ever gotten me to even slow down on the crunches was a Wings marathon. That show was magical. My favorite episode was probably the one where Lowell’s house boat sank. Too funny. So yeah Alison Brie is in Complex this month and just like the Michelle Trachtenberg photos I posted last week (click), she looks amazing. This guy in my office told me that she’s on some TV show called Mad Men but I don’t know what that is. I’m guessing it’s dumb because this guy once wore a shirt with a duck on it to work and every one thought it was so funny. What an asshole.

Source: Patrick Hoelck / Complex
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January 29th, 2010

Kim Kardashian Tweets Some Bikini Pics

Kim Kardashian blessed her Twitter followers with these pictures yesterday and since I’m a little pressed for time I’d just like to say the following: Kim Kardashian is so f-cking hot that I would go down on her even if her leg was caught in a bear trap. Have a good weekend duders!

January 27th, 2010

Bar Rafaeli in a Bikini for New Rampage Ads = Too Hot

I think Rampage made a good choice by going with Bar Rafaeli as the face of their spring 2010 line of…. clothing? I’m not even going to pretend like I know what this stuff is because I’m a man and men like me only look at clothing not buy it. If the girls I date didn’t shop for me then I don’t think I’d have any clothes that weren’t tattered rags. The last piece of clothing that I bought for myself was a shirt that said Organ Donor and it had an arrow pointing down. I thought that was pretty clever when I bought it but after having to deal with 3 AM phone calls of people breathing heavy and telling me that they wanted my eyes I didn’t really enjoy it all that much anymore. The arrows pointing down which means my dick is suppose to be donated, not my eyes. Geez people.

Source: Gilles Bensimon / Rampage

January 26th, 2010

Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini on a Boat


Photo by: KG-16/starmaxinc.com 2010 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED 1/23/10 Alessandra Ambrosio at a p

Like I told you earlier in my Miranda Kerr post, there’s going to be a ton of bikinis here at InternetPopular this week. While in that post I had Miranda Kerr on a beach, in this post I have Alessandra Ambrosio on a boat. You want to know what I think of that? I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERF-CKING ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO’S ON THIS MOTHERF-CKING BOAT!!! That joke would have been so funny in 2006 that you would have snorted chocolate milk out of your nose when you read it but since it’s 2010 I’m just going to say that I have an abnormally small penis and hopefully you’ll get a laugh out of that. If not go watch Everybody Loves Raymond, that show invented laughter.

Click here for more motherf-cking Allessandra Ambrosio’s on her moterf-cking boat!

January 26th, 2010

Miranda Kerr in a Bikini on a Beach


Miranda Kerr Photo Shoot

I guess every single Victoria’s Secret model is in St Barts this week so I’m expecting for the next couple of days you’re going to get nothing but super models in bikinis. Yeah it’s a hard life you lead with all the sitting at your computer and looking at ridiculously hot women in bikinis get their pictures taken. If you could translate that into some kind of real world attribute you’d probably be a millionaire or someone that could lift a mountain and throw it into the sun. Sadly, you can’t and you’re just like me – a dude looking at pictures of a girl in bikini. I’m ok with this.

Click here for more pictures of Miranda Kerr in a bikini on a beach!

January 21st, 2010

I Guess Tara Reid Got Engaged


Sean Diddy Combs And Ashton Kutcher Host Malaria No More, The White Party

This isn’t really news anyone will really care about because it’s about Tara Reid but I might as well put it out there. She got engaged this past weekend, yeah that’s about it. I’d do the whole “she’s off the market boys!” or “there’s no hot single women left” post but I don’t think anyone has really cared about Tara Reid’s existence much less wanted to fuck her since 2002.

Tara Reid and boyfriend Michael Axtmann were having dinner at The Little Door restaurant in Los Angeles on Monday night when Axtmann asked for something not on the menu: Reid’s hand in marriage.

“Michael surprised Tara with a beautiful round brilliant cut ring,” the actress’s rep tells PEOPLE exclusively. “Tara was so happy, and the other patrons clapped and yelled out, ‘Congratulations.’”

Wait a minute. People actually clapped and yelled out ‘congratulations?’ This is the kind of shit that makes me think everyone is just a little retarded. If this happened while I was out eating I would look up, shake my head, and go back to being a total bad ass. After that I’d more than likely go home and cry.

Click here for more pictures of Tara Reid from last year!

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