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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is the New Megan Fox

InternetPopular — Tue, 25 May 2010 23:58:46 +0000

Now this is pretty crazy. Last week it came out that Megan Fox was getting the boot from Transformers 3 and this week the rumor is that she’ll be replaced by Victoria’s Secret model, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. Totally unexpected. I didn’t even know that Rosie was an actress but considering all the ‘acting’ that Megan did in the first two Transformers movies I think she’ll be alright. I mean I could probably draw eyes on a dinner bun, put it on the end of a stick and if you closed your eyes you wouldn’t really know the difference.

I for one kind of support this move but all I ask of Michael Bay is that he put Huntington-Whiteley in booty shorts on a motorcycle or a jet or something else that makes a really loud noise and can run over cats. Someone make this shit happen please. Oh and boobs, I want to see her boobs.

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Arianny Celeste in a Bikini Could Choke Me Out Any Day

InternetPopular — Tue, 25 May 2010 23:31:27 +0000

Earlier today we got UFC Undisputed 2010 in at InternetPopular HQ and holy shit this game is awesome. Some of you may remember that I was going crazy over Undisputed 2009 when it came out last year but the newest version of the game absolutely blows it away. I punched someone so fucking hard it looked like his eyeball flew out of his stupid head. Then I punched him some more to make sure he was dead. It was amazing.

Also Arianny Celeste is in it and as you can tell from the pictures in this post she’s what I would consider the sexiest Mexican in the world. I didn’t even really know that Mexicans could be sexy but she proved me wrong with her nice face and huge tits. I would be willing to sneak her over the border if she wanted me to.

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Megan Fox Banhammered from Transformers 3

InternetPopular — Wed, 19 May 2010 23:58:34 +0000

Shitty news for one of my future one-night stands right here. It looks like Megan Fox has been given the boot from Transformers 3 and will be replaced by some other extremely hot female. This news doesn’t really come as a huge surprise as Megan went on the record last year calling Michael Bay a big dick hole. Kind of dumb. I’m sure she looked really sexy when she said it but still – really dumb.

I don’t really know how I feel about all of this. The Transformers movies are fucking stupid but at the same time the series was kind of Megan Fox’s meal ticket. It put her on the map and I have a feeling that not being in the third one is going to take her off of it. Oh well. Hopefully they replace her with a woman that’s even hotter – my suggestions are Olivia Wilde, that blonde Australian chick from the first Transformers movie, or Rihanna. Shia LaBeouf can get his Jungle Fever on, can he not?

Check out the video above to see Megan in her prime doing a shoot for GQ in 2008.

Brooklyn Decker in a Bikini Makes Hawaii a Better Place

InternetPopular — Thu, 13 May 2010 22:51:55 +0000

Brooklyn Decker is somewhat of a mystery to me. She’s smoking hot with an amazing body yet her name is Brooklyn. I once met a girl named Bronx (no seriously) and she was hot in the type of way where you’d make out with her but wouldn’t go on Facebook or Twitter and brag about it. Actually let me put it this way – she had an armband tattoo of a gecko and she still wore jeans that didn’t have pockets in the back…. in 2009. Yeah I think you know the type of girl I’m talking about.

It’s like all those girls named Porsche or Mercedes that you know had no choice when it came to being labeled a dirty slut for the rest of their lives. Nope, it was all due to their stupid mother thinking the name was edgy and hip and because of that every one they ever met instantly thought “WHORE” to themselves a split second after they introduced themselves.

That’s why Brooklyn Decker is so foreign to me. She seems too normal to have such a shitty trashy name. I’m putting all the blame on her parents who have proven once again that old people are fucking stupid and shouldn’t be allowed to do anything.

Girl I Don’t Know (Laura Petersen) Does Complex and Looks Great

InternetPopular — Mon, 10 May 2010 23:14:46 +0000

Complex is awesome because they can make any woman they feature look hotter than they ever have before. I really have no clue who Laura Petersen is but holy crap she’s so f-ing sexy. She looks like one of those women you’d order from Russia off of one of those really awesome Internet websites that lets you buy humans. I can just imagine that in her profile pictures she’d be wearing a stupid hat and clothes that were actually knitted by a real life person but once you gave her a bath and threw some decent clothes at her she’d be top notch. I want to buy one of these things.

Olivia Munn is Going to Be Huge in America

InternetPopular — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 14:58:40 +0000

Here’s some great news for those of you that have been wanting to see some more Olivia Munn on your television. Word on the street is that Olivia has been cast for the pilot of NBC/Universal’s Perfect Couples. I have no clue what the show is about but I’m guessing that since it’s produced by the guys who were responsible for Friends and 30 Rock it’s going to be f-cking bad ass.

As soon as I heard this news all I could say was “It’s about G Damn time.” Olivia has had a pretty good gig on Attack of the Show but you had to know she was eventually going to go big time. I mean how couldn’t she? She’s one of the sexiest women on cable television, part AzN, and she’s hella cool. Her and I should probably hook up before she gets too popular and too good for me.

Here are some classic shots of Olivia in Complex from back in 2008.

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I Approve of Kara DioGuardi’s Bikini Pics in Maxim

InternetPopular — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 19:44:10 +0000

Maxim just released these photos of American Idol judge Kara DioGuardi and holy shit this woman is sexy. It’s weird because she’s kind of old yet I would still be totally alright with making sweet love to her in the back of my pickup truck.

She’s not really doing all that much in the pictures but that’s the kind of the way I like my women. It’s hard to believe but I’m a meat and potatoes type of guy. As long as a woman has boobs, a head, and a torso, I can say that I’m pretty satisfied with looking at them.

Actually now that I think about it a little more, I guess you could add “mouth” to that list. They’d be pretty much useless without that wouldn’t they. How would we be able to talk about art and our favorite colors if they didn’t have a mouth? Me so silly.

Check out a whole new set of featured photos of Kara DioGuardi in the upcoming March 2010 issue of Maxim! Subscribe link down below.

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Alison Brie’s Complex Photo Shoot in Video Form

InternetPopular — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 19:36:58 +0000

Last night I posted some of the shots that Complex did with Alison Brie (click) and while they’re pretty awesome to look at, nothing beats video. Complex is smart. When you get a sexy girl to take pictures in their bikini you go out of your way to make sure that you get it on video. If you didn’t you’re not only cheating yourself out of the moving pictures but you’re cheating every one else that wants to see it.

I once had a friend that videotaped himself and his girlfriend having sex and it was pretty awesome. We were watching it and hi5-ing each other and drinking “brewskis” because that’s what cool people do. It took about 15 minutes for someone to ruin the party by saying “Dude that’s you and you’re naked.” We kicked that guys ass and stopped letting him drink beers with us. I think he might have liked dudes.

Alison Brie Does Complex and Looks Awesome

InternetPopular — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 00:50:45 +0000

Complex is the greatest f-cking magazine ever. A lot of people don’t know that Complex only comes out every 2 months and that’s probably a good thing because if I had to look at their photo shoots every single month I doubt I’d ever leave the house/be a pimp/work out my abs. It takes a lot for me not work out my abs (I have a 12 pack) and the only thing up until now that’s ever gotten me to even slow down on the crunches was a Wings marathon. That show was magical. My favorite episode was probably the one where Lowell’s house boat sank. Too funny. So yeah Alison Brie is in Complex this month and just like the Michelle Trachtenberg photos I posted last week (click), she looks amazing. This guy in my office told me that she’s on some TV show called Mad Men but I don’t know what that is. I’m guessing it’s dumb because this guy once wore a shirt with a duck on it to work and every one thought it was so funny. What an asshole.

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Kim Kardashian Tweets Some Bikini Pics

InternetPopular — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 00:51:35 +0000

Kim Kardashian blessed her Twitter followers with these pictures yesterday and since I’m a little pressed for time I’d just like to say the following: Kim Kardashian is so f-cking hot that I would go down on her even if her leg was caught in a bear trap. Have a good weekend duders!