Women were pretty stupid to begin with but it seems that ever since they got permission to use the Internet they’ve been getting dumber by the minute. This past weekend Hayley Williams from Paramore thought she was direct messaging a topless picture of herself to her boyfriend and instead posted it to her thousands of followers. Oops.
Most of the time when I post pictures of Vanessa Hudgens it’s because she’s so damn cute and wearing slutty clothing that show off her perfect legs… and perfect hair… and perfect smile… and perfect ass. This time however I’m going to skip all the physical flattery and simply say that Vanessa Hudgens is my dream girl. Check out these pictures of her parked in a handicapped stall and I think you’ll agree that you could try to find a woman as great as her and you’d just fail miserably.
I’m glad Vanessa Hudgens did this because now younger girls that look up to her will finally realize that giving things to people just because they’re inferior is not a good thing. Retards should have to work for nice stuff and if that means walking (rolling, hobbling) an extra 200 feet then I think it’s a good life lesson that they should have been taught years ago.
It’s Memorial day and that means that we should sit back and thank all the bad ass motherfuckers that fight for our freedom. Without them doing what they do, girls like Miley Cyrus wouldn’t be able to wear outfits like the one she’s wearing above and none of us would be allowed to look at it. It just wouldn’t be allowed and that would fucking suck. So from myself and everyone that reads InternetPopular, thank you sirs and ladies!
I guess Lindsay Lohan is in some movie about the pornstar Linda Lovelace and these are some promo shots from it. I don’t really know what I think about them. I see the word “pornstar” and I automatically think boobs, sex, and those machines that are like drills but have dildos mounted on the end of them – these pictures have none of those things. All they have is Lindsay Lohan looking vaguely like the hot Lindsay Lohan from 5 years ago staring at the camera with her weathered porn-beaten face. Wait… Now that I’ve had about 30 minutes to peruse them I think I might actually like these now.
Ever since word got out that Megan Fox was no longer in Transformers 3 the Internet has been clamoring to get Heidi Montag to fill the role. Not because she’s a great actress but more because she’s fucking horrible and it would be hilarious to see her helium filled tits on the big screen. Someone should have let her in on the joke.
Watch the video above and cringe at how out of touch this crazy woman actually is. I guess she’s been training to be a Transformer at some gun range and has made a personal video for Michael Bay. She doesn’t look that hot in it but it’s still kind of sexy to see a blond with huge fake boobs shooting a gun.
For your viewing pleasure I’ve also added some pictures of Heidi from when she looked smoking hot in Maxim…… in 2008.
Last night was the season finale for Dancing With The Stars and (surprise!) Nicole Sherzinger won. This makes me happy because Nicole is ridiculously hot and good looking people like me and Nicole deserve nice things. If you actually sit back and think about it ugly people don’t really deserve anything. They get more than enough from this world by just being allowed to exist and if I had my way I would throw them all off a cliff like the Spartans used to do.
GD every time I see Vanessa Hudgens she gets sexier and sexier. I really have no idea what she does anymore now that the show where she danced around in the high school with those other girls and the homos isn’t popular anymore but at least she’s still hot enough to take pictures of. That show she used to be in was so fucking bad that I once watched 5 minutes of it and I could literally feel my penis start to shrivel up and retract back inside of me. I was so traumatized by the situation that anytime I see a black person with crazy hair I start to feel a little tingle down there. It happens a lot.
Now this is pretty crazy. Last week it came out that Megan Fox was getting the boot from Transformers 3 and this week the rumor is that she’ll be replaced by Victoria’s Secret model, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. Totally unexpected. I didn’t even know that Rosie was an actress but considering all the ‘acting’ that Megan did in the first two Transformers movies I think she’ll be alright. I mean I could probably draw eyes on a dinner bun, put it on the end of a stick and if you closed your eyes you wouldn’t really know the difference.
I for one kind of support this move but all I ask of Michael Bay is that he put Huntington-Whiteley in booty shorts on a motorcycle or a jet or something else that makes a really loud noise and can run over cats. Someone make this shit happen please. Oh and boobs, I want to see her boobs.
Earlier today we got UFC Undisputed 2010 in at InternetPopular HQ and holy shit this game is awesome. Some of you may remember that I was going crazy over Undisputed 2009 when it came out last year but the newest version of the game absolutely blows it away. I punched someone so fucking hard it looked like his eyeball flew out of his stupid head. Then I punched him some more to make sure he was dead. It was amazing.
Also Arianny Celeste is in it and as you can tell from the pictures in this post she’s what I would consider the sexiest Mexican in the world. I didn’t even really know that Mexicans could be sexy but she proved me wrong with her nice face and huge tits. I would be willing to sneak her over the border if she wanted me to.
I have no clue who the fuck Sophie Turner is or what she does but OMG LOOK AT THAT ASS! It’s like she went out shoplifting and instead of putting a watermelon under her jacket she decided to stick it in her anus. I love watermelon and I love tight dresses and I love perfect asses so it feels like these pictures were taken especially for me. The only thing that could make these photos better would be if Bill Cosby was hidden in there somewhere. I love that motherfucker.
