Jessica Stroup isn’t doing anything particularly interesting in these pictures except for looking hot but that’s all I really need to justify making a post about her. I guess she was at Brian Reyes Fall 2010 fashion show in New York and I guess that’s interesting. I bet they had delicious snacks there. That’s interesting. She’s wearing a blue dress. That’s kind of interesting.
It’s strange because I usually get sick of women after a few months of knowing who they are but with Jessica it’s the exact opposite. The more time that goes by the more I like her. I think her and I should probably get married because I like this feeling and I want it to last. She has no choice in this matter. We’re married now.
How bad ass is this? I have no clue how Ke$ha’s marketing people made this happen but it is pretty f-cking cool. If you don’t remember a few weeks ago I told you about how I was starting to fall in love with Ke$ha (click) this basically makes it official. I love this girl for so many reasons. She’s hot, has a filthy mouth, and she actually sings a song for me on her album. Actually it’s not really for me but I left her a message on Facebook and asked her if it was and she said “yeah sure dude.” She wants me sooooo bad. I think I’m going to play hard to get though because I really have to weigh my options here. There was that girl at Dairy Queen that asked me if I wanted the chocolate dip on my ice cream cone – she wanted to do me. Then there was that girl at the library that asked me why I was looking at porn on the computer – she wanted to do me. Oh yeah and then there was that one girl at the bus stop that asked me why I was fondling myself and if I didn’t stop she was going to call the police – she wanted to do me. So yeah, my love is in pretty high demand.
I haven’t had a post about Jessica Lowndes on here for awhile so I thought it was about time to make that happen. Here are some new pictures of Jessica from this past weekend at the 1st Annual Data Awards. I have no idea what this award show is but I’d like to believe that the winners are chosen by that guy from Star Trek that looks like someone took a clothes iron to his face. I think he was supposed to be a clone or some guy with autism. He was stupid.
