February 19th, 2010
I’m really glad Shape magazine decided to unveil their new cover with AnnaLynne McCord over the Internet rather than just throwing it onto store shelves. Not that there’s anything wrong with surprising people with a fancy new issue but take it from someone who knows – there’s nothing more difficult than trying to jerk off in the Safeway bread aisle. I tried to do it once back in the day and it was really embarrassing when I got caught. Not because I was pleasuring myself in public but more because I was looking at Cat Fancy. Paint my face red.
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January 15th, 2010
If I wanted to keep up to date on what celebrity is launching what and why they’re doing it I’d go f’ing bananas. I remember when the only celebrity that could get away with selling themselves was Kenny Rogers with Kenny Rogers Roasters, life was so much better back then. I don’t know about you but some of the best times in my life were spent at Kenny Rogers Roasters. I remember this one time where I rode in the back of a truck to get to some KRR (that’s what I like to call it) and we threw things (shovels) at old people. Or the time I took this underage girl there and she thought I was a high roller because I let her order an extra piece of cornbread. She blew me. Ahhhh… good times.
So yeah Taylor Momsen launched something. Here are some pictures of her. Isn’t she just a happy little thing?
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December 16th, 2009
Oh wow. Last year Jessica Stroup was my favorite girl on 90210 but was quickly overtaken by Jessica Lowndes when Stroup stopped weighing 50 pounds and started weighing a healthy 90. Gaining weight – LOL who does that on purpose ?! Now that I’ve gotten my sticky hands on these pictures of Jessica from the latest Complex I’m starting to think that maybe it’s time that I put on my conductor’s hat and hopped back onto the Stroup boner train.
If you didn’t know the Stroup boner train is actually something that exists. I created it back in 2008 out of paper mache, a Tonka truck, and Jessica Stroup’s head shot from Zoey 101. It only lasted me one afternoon but what a memorable one it turned out to be.
Source: Complex
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