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June 1st, 2010

Vanessa Hudgens is Awesome, Parks in Retard Stall


Vanessa Hudgens Parks in the Handicap Spot?

Most of the time when I post pictures of Vanessa Hudgens it’s because she’s so damn cute and wearing slutty clothing that show off her perfect legs… and perfect hair… and perfect smile… and perfect ass. This time however I’m going to skip all the physical flattery and simply say that Vanessa Hudgens is my dream girl. Check out these pictures of her parked in a handicapped stall and I think you’ll agree that you could try to find a woman as great as her and you’d just fail miserably.

I’m glad Vanessa Hudgens did this because now younger girls that look up to her will finally realize that giving things to people just because they’re inferior is not a good thing. Retards should have to work for nice stuff and if that means walking (rolling, hobbling) an extra 200 feet then I think it’s a good life lesson that they should have been taught years ago.

Click here for more pictures of Vanessa sticking it to the handicaps!

May 26th, 2010

Vanessa Hudgens is Blue and Sexy Like Those Blue Things in the Movie About Trees


Photo by: DFI/AAD/starmaxinc.com 2010 5/24/10 Vanessa Hudgens at a Night of Fashion and T

GD every time I see Vanessa Hudgens she gets sexier and sexier. I really have no idea what she does anymore now that the show where she danced around in the high school with those other girls and the homos isn’t popular anymore but at least she’s still hot enough to take pictures of. That show she used to be in was so fucking bad that I once watched 5 minutes of it and I could literally feel my penis start to shrivel up and retract back inside of me. I was so traumatized by the situation that anytime I see a black person with crazy hair I start to feel a little tingle down there. It happens a lot.

Click here for more pictures of Vanessa Hudgens in her sexy blue dress!

February 4th, 2010

Vanessa Hudgens Walks Across a Parking Lot


Vanessa Hudgens Hits Bristol Farms!

You know it’s a slow news day when I resort to posting pictures of women fully clothed and not doing anything all that interesting. These pictures of Vanessa Hudgens were taken yesterday and in them she’s walking to her car. Yeah that’s about all that’s happening. I’d like to tell you that she’s about to get into a fighter jet or a monster truck but she’s not. She’s just walking out of a building and walking across a parking lot to her car. It looks sunny there. Yeah definitely, the sun looks like it’s out. That’s Vanessa Hudgens. She was on the TV at one time. She has hair.

*takes sip out of award winning blogger mug*

Click here for more pictures of Vanessa Hudgens on a sunny day

January 19th, 2010

Bill Gates gets twitter, immediately follows Ashley Tisdale – wait what

Holy shit settle down Twitter. I guess Bill Gates suddenly learned that Twitter existed and made an account today (click). I guess this is news because Bill is like a god walking amongst men with huge muscles, a time machine and enough money to buy and sell your family tree for firewood – and now he has Twitter. Now I’m not about to crawl all over Bill’s balls (follow me Bill! I srsly love you, I got these cheeseburgers) but something about all of this makes me think that Bill is a pretty cool guy. While most people in his position would only follow Obama or The Pope or that guy from the LA Lakers who has AIDs, Bill Gates decided to take it one step further and add up everyone’s favorite High School Musical cast member Ashley Tisdale. Yes, Ashley “I dance around and sing for children” Tisdale. The next thing you know these two are going to be giving each other promise rings and going to the Drive-In together. Oh well, ruin that ass Bill.

Here are some pictures of hot Ashley Tisdale being hot for her hot album cover. Hot.

Photo Source: AshleyTisdale.org

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