May 11th, 2010
Alright the boobs aren’t new but the song is. Earlier today Katy Perry’s “people” emailed to tell me that her new single “California Gurls” has hit radio stations all over the country. I was just going to delete the email and lift some weights but the link they directed me to had the single cover (above) and yeah, I had to post it. I felt that it would be a disservice to all of my faithful readers if I didn’t post the latest pictures of Katy Perry’s perfect chest so… there you go! Also blue hair. I endorse that freaky shit.
Check out the video HERE. This damn song has been in my head all day and I think I’m turning a little gay because of it.
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February 17th, 2010
These pictures of Katy Perry were taken last week when she was out for lunch with Perez Hilton and they’re funny because she’s wearing a stupid hat. I remember the one time I wore a hat like this out in public. I walked out of the front door of my house and was feeling like I was the f-cken man because I was wearing a snazzy hat. That only lasted about 2 minutes though because some dudes drove by in a car and yelled “Nice hat fag!” I took that hat off of my head and stepped on it. Then I threw a rock at the car and it crashed and everyone inside of it died. I learned 2 important lessons that day. 1. Don’t wear stupid hats and 2. don’t ever fuck with me. I don’t really have to worry about the second one but you do.
PS: Katy Perry has hot legs.
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February 1st, 2010
The Grammys were on last night but I didn’t watch them because I was too busy playing Mass Effect 2. That game is f-cking awesome. I shot some ugly dude with a bunch of eyes in the face and if anyone tries telling me that looking at people do music stuff is better than that, they are stupid. What I did miss by not watching the Grammys was Katy Perry’s boobs. These things could be their own planet. If they were in Mass Effect 2 I would send down a probe to see if I could find a supply of iridium or maybe an extra mission that would reward me with a new hat. I would call it the Katy Perry boob helmet and it would sing me songs. Then I’d f-ck it.
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December 11th, 2009
Twitter is pretty awesome. You can say stupid shit on there, creep on hot girls, and come to the realization that celebrities are stupid assholes just like you and I. If you follow Katy Perry on Twitter (click) you’ve probably already seen the picture posted above, if not, you should get a Twitter account so you can see these things even before we post them. It’s like a time machine! While you’re at that you should probably follow us too (click). We talk to you like normal people – it’s the only time we’re not perverted assholes. Do it.
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