How bad ass is this? I have no clue how Ke$ha’s marketing people made this happen but it is pretty f-cking cool. If you don’t remember a few weeks ago I told you about how I was starting to fall in love with Ke$ha (click) this basically makes it official. I love this girl for so many reasons. She’s hot, has a filthy mouth, and she actually sings a song for me on her album. Actually it’s not really for me but I left her a message on Facebook and asked her if it was and she said “yeah sure dude.” She wants me sooooo bad. I think I’m going to play hard to get though because I really have to weigh my options here. There was that girl at Dairy Queen that asked me if I wanted the chocolate dip on my ice cream cone – she wanted to do me. Then there was that girl at the library that asked me why I was looking at porn on the computer – she wanted to do me. Oh yeah and then there was that one girl at the bus stop that asked me why I was fondling myself and if I didn’t stop she was going to call the police – she wanted to do me. So yeah, my love is in pretty high demand.
I Love Ke$ha: Volume 1
I have no idea how it happened but in the past week I’ve developed such a strange crush on this woman. I thought her first single was just alright but now that I actually checked out her album I think she’s pretty f-cking awesome. She has songs about drinking, partying, and best of all having sex and taking her clothes off. No kidding, this chick has more balls than a ton of guys out there that are afraid to sing songs about balling sluts and getting their drink on. How can I possibly listen to Justin Timberlake sing about loving a lady down in front of the fireplace after I’ve heard a sexy ass blond sing about wanting to see some guy’s cock and take it in the backseat of her car. Not going to happen. I have standards for the amount of dirtiness I like in my music and Ke$ha is strangely meeting them. I love her.
Click here for more pictures of Ke$ha in Cannes from this past weekend