How bad ass is this? I have no clue how Ke$ha’s marketing people made this happen but it is pretty f-cking cool. If you don’t remember a few weeks ago I told you about how I was starting to fall in love with Ke$ha (click) this basically makes it official. I love this girl for so many reasons. She’s hot, has a filthy mouth, and she actually sings a song for me on her album. Actually it’s not really for me but I left her a message on Facebook and asked her if it was and she said “yeah sure dude.” She wants me sooooo bad. I think I’m going to play hard to get though because I really have to weigh my options here. There was that girl at Dairy Queen that asked me if I wanted the chocolate dip on my ice cream cone – she wanted to do me. Then there was that girl at the library that asked me why I was looking at porn on the computer – she wanted to do me. Oh yeah and then there was that one girl at the bus stop that asked me why I was fondling myself and if I didn’t stop she was going to call the police – she wanted to do me. So yeah, my love is in pretty high demand.

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