May 12th, 2010

Not going to lie, I did a double take when I saw these pictures. Up until today I had totally forgotten that Danica McKeller had even existed and just assumed that she stopped getting work because she got gross and fat. I guess I was wrong. Winnie is still hot and if I had a choice between Danica when she was on the Wonder Years or Danica in present day……. I think I’d probably choose present day Danica. You know the one that isn’t 14. Maybe. I’m probably 51/49 on this.
Check out more pictures of Danica in the upcoming June issue of Maxim!
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February 12th, 2010

Maxim just released these photos of American Idol judge Kara DioGuardi and holy shit this woman is sexy. It’s weird because she’s kind of old yet I would still be totally alright with making sweet love to her in the back of my pickup truck.
She’s not really doing all that much in the pictures but that’s the kind of the way I like my women. It’s hard to believe but I’m a meat and potatoes type of guy. As long as a woman has boobs, a head, and a torso, I can say that I’m pretty satisfied with looking at them.
Actually now that I think about it a little more, I guess you could add “mouth” to that list. They’d be pretty much useless without that wouldn’t they. How would we be able to talk about art and our favorite colors if they didn’t have a mouth? Me so silly.
Check out a whole new set of featured photos of Kara DioGuardi in the upcoming March 2010 issue of Maxim! Subscribe link down below.
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