Not a huge surprise but it seems that a bench warrant has been issued for the arrest of Lindsay Lohan when she re-enters the United States after spending the weekend in Cannes. For those that don’t know, Lindsay had a court date but due to her passport being stolen she couldn’t make it. Kind of a shitty thing to happen and I would have maybe believed it if she didn’t claim that her psycho dad Michael Lohan was behind the theft of her passport. I don’t even think Michael Lohan knows how to put on his shoes much less organize the theft of something other than a few extra ketchup packets from McDonalds.

I really hope Lindsay gets her shit together because I’m kind of getting tired of her not being hot anymore. I understand that girls go through phases where they look like garbage but Lindsay’s vileness is coming on 3 years now. She was really hot in Mean Girls and then she turned into one of those skeletons from Pirates of the Carribean and now she just looks like someone’s aunt that hangs out at a sports bar all night long. It’s kind of freaky and me and my friends on Yahoo! chat do not endorse this.

PS: I’d still hit it.

Photo Source: GQ
Photographer: Terry Richardson