What the F is going on here? I know a few years ago Nicole Richie had a baby but what I want to know is how she obtained it? She’s so cute and sexy in these pictures that she couldn’t have possibly grew one herself. Women that have had children never look as hot as Nicole does in these pictures so I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that she more than likely purchased it from a poor person. Poor people are always selling shit they don’t want and I couldn’t really see them having a use for a baby.

A poor person once offered to sell me their shoes for $5. I didn’t really want them but knowing that some homeless piece of shit was walking around in the cold with nothing but socks on their feet made it totally worth it. I hope that guy died.

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