February 26th, 2010
I think I’ve said it a thousand times but Rachel Bilson needs more work. She’s quite possibly the cutest girl in Hollywood and the last thing I saw her in was that shitty movie with that Star Wars guy teleporting on top of pyramids. Why the f-ck would you make a movie about someone that teleports on top of pyramids anyways? If I had that super power I would be jumpering myself into sexy places like the moon or the set of 2 and a Half Men.
I can see it now. They’d be shooting an absolutely hilarious scene about how Charlie Sheen had a girl over and the fat ugly kid would say “Uncle Charlie why are you so try?” Then the other guy would smile with all 136 of his teeth and say “Hey guys I’m really nervous right now, look at me I’m a single dad.” At that exact moment I would appear in the background holding a pen and copy of Major League for Charlie to sign. Then we’d all go out for dinner and Charlie Sheen would adopt me.
*sigh* I guess that’s why we call them dreams.
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Tags: 2 and a Half Men, Celebrities, Charlie Sheen, Fat kid on 2 and a half men, Girls, Major League, Rachel Bilson, Women
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February 25th, 2010
There’s so many things that are awesome about Jayde Nicole. She’s a smoking hot Canadian brunette with huge tits, a tiny ass, and was named Playboy’s Playmate of the Year of 2008. She’s pretty much f-cking perfect. What I can’t figure out though is what’s up with the shirt she’s wearing in these pictures. Don’t get me wrong. There’s nothing wrong with being “Boy Crazy” and wanting cock and being slutty but this shirt looks like something you’d find in a regular person store.
I’m guessing that she’s wearing this shirt as some kind of joke. Like she’s saying “LOL Look at me I can wear clothes that normal stupid girls wear but I’m not trashy and useless like them and I’m really really f-cking hot unlike them. I also have huge tits that they can’t afford because they don’t have any money.” I see what Jayde is getting at here. I support this statement. It’s fun to make fun of people that you’re better than.
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February 25th, 2010
What the F is going on here? I know a few years ago Nicole Richie had a baby but what I want to know is how she obtained it? She’s so cute and sexy in these pictures that she couldn’t have possibly grew one herself. Women that have had children never look as hot as Nicole does in these pictures so I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that she more than likely purchased it from a poor person. Poor people are always selling shit they don’t want and I couldn’t really see them having a use for a baby.
A poor person once offered to sell me their shoes for $5. I didn’t really want them but knowing that some homeless piece of shit was walking around in the cold with nothing but socks on their feet made it totally worth it. I hope that guy died.
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February 24th, 2010
I have no idea what Elizabeth Hurley is wearing in these pictures but the simple fact that it’s see-through makes me believe it’s probably the best outfit ever. It reminds me of something a Middle-Eastern sheik would force a white woman he kidnapped to wear on the day of their wedding. The only thing that’s missing is the ninja mask hiding the frown on her face.
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February 24th, 2010
Here’s some great news for those of you that have been wanting to see some more Olivia Munn on your television. Word on the street is that Olivia has been cast for the pilot of NBC/Universal’s Perfect Couples. I have no clue what the show is about but I’m guessing that since it’s produced by the guys who were responsible for Friends and 30 Rock it’s going to be f-cking bad ass.
As soon as I heard this news all I could say was “It’s about G Damn time.” Olivia has had a pretty good gig on Attack of the Show but you had to know she was eventually going to go big time. I mean how couldn’t she? She’s one of the sexiest women on cable television, part AzN, and she’s hella cool. Her and I should probably hook up before she gets too popular and too good for me.
Here are some classic shots of Olivia in Complex from back in 2008.
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Story Source: JustJared
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February 23rd, 2010
Someone messaged me today and told me that they had some HUGE news – this is it. I guess Kristen Stewart and that creepy guy who plays the vampire in that movie about not having sex are dating. Yeah I was pretty surprised. I always thought that dude wasn’t into ladies and now that I know he is I can finally loosen the strings on my sweatpants. I’m actually quite relieved. I bought these sweatpants to relax in and you really can’t get any relaxation when you have a gay vampire floating around just waiting for the opportunity to ravage you with his vampire dong.
These sweatpants have a picture of a skateboarder on them.
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February 22nd, 2010
Why do women do this shit? Jennifer Love Hewitt celebrated her birthday yesterday by doing… well, whatever the f-ck she’s doing in these pictures. Last year on her birthday I did a post about how she pretended she was in Breakfast at Tiffany’s and while that was pretty retarded she still looked pretty sexy. In these pictures I don’t really have any clue what she’s going for. She looks like she’s 16 and while in most cases I’d be down with that, she’s 31 f-cking years old. At 31 most women should be polishing up their walkers or getting plastic surgery or searching for the fountain of youth, not running around wasting the few years they have left to dress up like Avril Lavigne Senior.
Women. They make me LOL.
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February 19th, 2010
Jessica Stroup isn’t doing anything particularly interesting in these pictures except for looking hot but that’s all I really need to justify making a post about her. I guess she was at Brian Reyes Fall 2010 fashion show in New York and I guess that’s interesting. I bet they had delicious snacks there. That’s interesting. She’s wearing a blue dress. That’s kind of interesting.
It’s strange because I usually get sick of women after a few months of knowing who they are but with Jessica it’s the exact opposite. The more time that goes by the more I like her. I think her and I should probably get married because I like this feeling and I want it to last. She has no choice in this matter. We’re married now.
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February 19th, 2010
I’m really glad Shape magazine decided to unveil their new cover with AnnaLynne McCord over the Internet rather than just throwing it onto store shelves. Not that there’s anything wrong with surprising people with a fancy new issue but take it from someone who knows – there’s nothing more difficult than trying to jerk off in the Safeway bread aisle. I tried to do it once back in the day and it was really embarrassing when I got caught. Not because I was pleasuring myself in public but more because I was looking at Cat Fancy. Paint my face red.
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February 19th, 2010
Oh wow I don’t even know what to say about these pictures. I guess Pamela Anderson modeled for Richie Rich in London on Wednesday and these are what happened. I still don’t even know what I’m looking at here. I’m a man so I can easily say that I like looking at boobs so that part’s cool but everything else surrounding those boobs is kind of creeping me out. Pamela Anderson is a great looking lady but I think now that she’s old she should probably look into modelling for things like dishwashers or a used car dealership.
There’s a lady that has modeled for a used car dealership in my home town for as long as I can remember. Back in the 90s she was pretty smoking hot but now that it’s 2010 she looks a little weathered and used. Get it… USED! LOL! She models for a USED car dealership and she looks USED… I’m so good at this Internet stuff. Used.
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